VITAL STATISTICS
Dreamer: Helen
Date: Sept. 30, 1998
Title: Bad Sex with Stephen Dorff
I went to hang with some friends at a place that looked an awful lot like the dump I lived in with Andrea and Peter in Burlington. All of my friends were really horny and paired off to go boink fairly quickly until it was just me and Stephen Dorff left (actor, played the lead vampire in Blade). After some embarrassed fidgeting, Stephen asked if I would have sex with him. I looked around. Everybody else was busy or gone and there wasn't much else to do. I shrugged and said, “I guess.”
He was still kind of fidgety though. I figured something was up, and finally he confessed he had a seriously weird kink that he was embarrassed to admit to. He craved bad sex, and asked if I would be willing to indulge him in a fantasy scenario. I was already feeling tired and not up for much which, for him, was a great start. He asked me to put on work clothes like a secretary would wear; skirt, polyester slip, pantyhose, uncomfortable medium-heeled shoes.
Then he outlined his fantasy scenario:
I was the girlfriend at the end of long day at my crappy job and he was the freeloading, unemployed boyfriend. I worked out some lines and we began the role-playing. I pretended to come to find him on the couch watching TV, food strewn on the couch. I asked if he'd looked for a job like he promised. Of course he hadn't. He promised he'd look tomorrow - a blatantly empty promise that meant nothing. He hadn't made dinner. He hadn't lifted a finger to clean anything. I started to berate him again. He tried to change the subject and asked me for sex. I said no and he began to beg, to whine actually. Finally I grudgingly submit. He crawls on top of me and starts grinding clumsily away, skipping foreplay entirely. I check my watch. Almost 6:00. I grope for the TV remote and turn on the local Fox affiliate news. It's the only station we get. I think about what might be in the house that I could turn into a passable dinner. Stephen is in utter heaven. This is the worst sex he's had in a while. He ejaculates prematurely, climbs off me and shortly thereafter I woke up.
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