Gene Beast Dossier

The Dark Side of Gene

Behind the sweet disposition, the generous nature, the adorable smile, lies a darker side of Gene. His toll in human devestation is difficult to calculate, but it's high time that Gene be exposed as the heart-attack-inducing, cancer-causing, obesity-promoting menace to public health that he is. Take a look at these headlines rrrrrr-ripped from the search engines of today - a tiny sampling from Google.com - and see for yourself:

Gene linked to cancer and aging

Gene causes coronary artery spasm

Gene linked to high blood pressure in men but not women

Alcohol-impaired Gene linked to fetal alcohol syndrome - put a couple drinks in him and look what kind of trouble he gets into

Gene Causes Hereditary Deafness

Gene Linked to Prostate Cancer in African Americans

Gene linked to lupus-type disease in mice

Researchers identify Gene linked to deadly cancers

Gene Linked To Rett Syndrome

Experts pinpoint Gene linked to obesity in Hispanics, blacks

Gene Causes Obesity

Gene causes two types of MD

Gene Linked To Developmental Syndrome In Old Order Amish

Gene Linked to Rare Syndrome in Amish - what does he have against the Amish?

Gene Linked To Diseases Of Old Age...

Gene Linked To Poor Outcome After Head Injury

Tubby-Like Human Gene Causes Inherited Blindness - he's not tubby!

Gene Linked To Tamoxifen Failure In Breast Cancer

Gene Linked to Female Sterility

Removal of Gene produces healthy mice with two to three times normal muscle mass

Gene linked to extra weight after pregnancy

Gene Implicated in Heart Disease Linked to Male Infertility

Gene Implicated in Fading Vision

Gene Implicated in Breast Cancer

Gene implicated in a severe speech and language disorder

Gene implicated in childhood brain tumors - they never proved a thing!

Gene linked to female lung cancer

Gene linked to high cholesterol in black men

Gene linked to inherited glaucoma

Scientists Discover Gene Linked To Aggressive Behavior in Humans

Gene linked to lung cancer risk in nonsmoking women

Gene linked to schizophrenia is a 'nicotine receptor'

Gene linked to smoking behavior

Gene Predicts Heart Disease - he's precognitive, too

Gene Causes Mouse Obesity

Gene Causes Rare Dementia

Gene Linked To Breast, Lung Cancer

Newly Discovered; Gene Linked to Early Onset of Alzheimer's

News Myriad discovers Gene linked to prostate cancer

Gene Linked To Fatty Tissue Tumors

Researchers Find Gene Linked to Heart Defect

Gene Linked to Rheumatoid Arthritis

Gene Causes Death of Nerves in Brain

Gene causes body-fat disorder

Research shows that reaction to Gene causes childhood diabetes - so keep those kids away

Researchers Take Giant Step in Finding Diabetes-Causing Gene - I can tell you where he is

Gene Linked in Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome

Gene Linked to Kidney Cancer

To show you he's not all bad:

GENE REDUCES CHOLESTEROL, HEART DISEASE

Researchers discover Gene stimulates bone formation

Researchers find Gene involved in body's defense against skin cancer

Gene Vital for Vitamin D Metabolism

The Sweet Side of Gene

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last updated 9/16/00